Application For Permission To Date My Daughter

Name _____________________________Date of Birth___________________

Home Address __________________________________________________
City/State/Zip ___________________________________________________

Height ________ Weight _________ IQ _________ GPA ________________

Social Security # _____/______/_____
Drivers License # ____________________________________

Boy Scout Rank __________________
Merit Badges Earned ___________________________________

I. Do you have one male and one female parent? ________ If No, Explain ___________________________________________________________________
___________________________________________________________________

2. Number of years your parents have been married: ___________________________

3. Do you own a van? _____ A truck with over-sized tires? ______ A waterbed? ____

Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring? ________ A tattoo? ________
(If you answered "yes" to any parts of question 3, discontinue application and leave premises.)

4. In 50 words or less, what does "late" mean to you?

5. In 50 words or less, what does "Don't touch my daughter" mean to you?

6. In 50 words or less, what does "abstinence" mean to you?

 

7. Church you attend __________ How often do you attend __________________

8. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother, and bishop?
Father ______________ Mother ___________________ Bishop _______________

9. What do you want to be IF you grow up? _______________________________________________

10. Are you willing to wear an electronic tracking device? ____________________________________

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED IN THIS APPLICATION IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DESMEMBERMENT, TORTURE, OR ELECTROCUTION, AT THE INTERVIEWER'S DISCRETION.

Signature ___________________________________________(That means your name)

Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be contacted in the event you are approved. Please do not try to call or write, since you probably can't and it would only cause STRESS. If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties and carrying violin cases. Be sure to watch your back.

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